68k mentat >B) @68km@retro.social

If you're in the USA and buy onions, you probably need to read this

Samonella risk / recall notice

https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts/thomson-international-inc-conducts-voluntary-recall-red-yellow-white-and-sweet-yellow-onions-because

believing that people have True Names - hokey but understandable

believing that each person has a single True Name - unduly limiting but not impossible

believing that a person's One True Name is whatever a government registry has on their records - the perfect blend of authoritarian and bureaucratic

*leans into the microphone* it’s about ethics in dildo journalism

Apparently in Maine, their legalization rollout is in that awkward phase where it's legal to own weed, but not to sell it. So there are people who work as "psychics" who will locate your lost weed for a fee.

This article that was linked to in @pzmyers 's latest blog post is well worth reading.

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2020/08/the-truth-is-paywalled-but-the-lies-are-free/

A black Portland dancer and mother broke her arm. Please help her recover:
Cashapp $NallaHMP

#PDX #CrowdFund #BLM

Now THIS is how you do a sound card setup test. 👍

'real name' is a fake concept. people have always had multiple names. accepting the name in your official records as any more 'real' than any other you choose to be addressed by is merely acceding to capital's control over your reality

excited to announce the script font YIFF, LAUGH, LOVE merch collection now available on PremiumHyperlinkTheDogMastodonPosterMerch.Community

experience a terrifying glimpse at an alternative world where snouts dot online is run by liberal capitalists https://noseboops.com/collections/all

@InvaderXan

The way I described it to my partner is it's basically a set of Tumblr and Twitter refugees constantly really to not navigate the contextual collapse they were somewhat shielded from in those spaces.

@InvaderXan Whatever do you <i>mean</i>?

Mastodon is basically just Livejournal but with only the comments sections and with none of the reasons to learn html

i am mouse and i must howl

🐁

hi friends, ya fave sex educator was laid off yesterday and i need some support to buy a laptop to start the job search over again, as i currently don’t have access to a computer.

my venmo is @ juicebat, any donation helps! if you donate over $10 i’m also happy to send you a lewd (put your @ and a 💖 in the comments), and for over $50, a lewd video. please only donate if you have the means.

boosts always appreciated!

#transcrowdfund #wenbiesday

turns out pleroma is all feds

Please boost this fundraiser for a loved one returning home soon from state captivity!

my brother got straight As, finished a PhD in philosophy, and never existed, so of course I've always envied him

the ux of lego interface panels https://www.designedbycave.co.uk/2020/LEGO-Interface-UX/

#lego #ux 🐘

I literally can't stop taking selfies when I feel attractive. Wish I had more to say though. 💜