What do you call a group of eight hobbits? 

A hobbyte.

What do you get if you cross a hobbit and an orc? 

A hobgoblin

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What do you get if you cross a hobbit and an orc? 

@zatnosk A HORC

What do you get if you cross a hobbit and an orc? 

@zatnosk I鈥檓 picturing a horc as a creature with all the gusto of a halfling for food but angled toward the orc鈥檚 more rustic diet of wild game and foraged vegetation

Just like a magnificent feast gathered within like a mile radius and more than half of it is raw and the cooked stuff is just open fire roasted

But it all tastes AMAZING and the presentation is INCREDIBLE

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