Attaching a keyboard to a computer is a terrible idea. What are you gonna do, make the computer wait while some slow-ass human types instructions into it?
No. Feed it instructions on punch cards as God and Herman Hollerith intended. And don’t use that stupid paper tape that can only be edited with scissors and tape, either.
Random access you say? Random access is for programmers who don’t understand merge sort. Hard drives and flash both wear out. Not only is the space finite, but their lifetime. Who wants that?
I hear there are optical discs that can last a century though. Those could be useful for archiving really old card decks. But not printouts. Just use microfilm for that. The equipment for reading microfilm is much simpler.
I don’t even know how you’d find a card deck on a hard drive. What are you gonna do, use up precious CPU time just to simulate a library for a user to wander through using one of them CRTs? Maybe even a mouse? Simulate sections and rows and cabinets and drawers? A virtual card catalog? Or would you simulate an edge-punched card index too? So many wasted CPU cycles.
Prediction: the rate of actual work done by computers, especially “personal” computers, will go up much more slowly than their CPU and storage speed, because most of the additional power will be used for frivolities like unnecessary “multimedia”. I bet “GUIs” will even start adding cutesy animations and simulated transparency at some point.
@freakazoid I'm probably that same guy right now saying "just use punchcards"
Except with smartphones.
@frigginglorious Mobile phones aren't even big enough for a punch card reader, so what are they good for?
@freakazoid you're right. Get off y'all damn phones and punch card that shit.
That would be a bitchin project for a con tho
A punch card reader that sends an SMS.
@frigginglorious It would be cool, but card punches aren't exactly easy to get. Perhaps one could create a similar workflow using 3x5 cards and OCR?
@frigginglorious I guess for a con you only need one card punch. And I guess that would provide me the excuse I need to spend $800+ on a card punch.
@freakazoid it's certainly a silly idea. I don't have the technical chops to pull something like rigging up an ancient punch card reader.
Setting up an API and shooting requests to twilio (or just signal) would be fun tho.
And I think there's cooler projects in the world for me to focus on, when indeed I can find that focus.
But at the same time I'd live to see it happen :D
@frigginglorious Even though it's easy to find blank cards and possible to find card punches, punch card readers seem to be much more difficult to find. I think it'd probably be a lot easier to make one, whether or not you limited yourself to period-appropriate techniques. Heck, you could probably make one out of Legos. Motor and 1-2 wheels that sits atop the stack of cards and pushes them one at a time into a chute where they drop past the sensor and onto a second stack.
@freakazoid damn this is starting to sound funner and funner.
I'm kind of thinking digital player piano now though.
Like midi style I'd guess
@frigginglorious There are a bunch of music box kits on eBay that make use of punched tape.
I've been playing around quite a bit with digital audio synthesis lately. There are just so many ways to generate and consume midi and digital audio that the possibilities here are endless.
@frigginglorious The history of electronic music is pretty mind-blowing, too. People were making electronic music even when it was ludicrously difficult. Granular synthesis started out with the painstaking splicing of tapes.
@frigginglorious Speaking of which, a former coworker of @qdot 's and mine is basically an electronic music wizard. Take a look at the top video on this page and you'll see what I mean: https://electric.kitchen/
Or if you want something a little less avant-garde: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_qxmmAEIk8
@freakazoid I've yet to really dive into the midi world. Unfortunately I've been much more of a "dreamer" than a "doer", especially lately.
But damn I started on a cool project with an accelerometer on your wrist that I want to use to control digital audio signals. Sent over Bluetooth to a pi.
But I was kinda fucked over by BLE being a pain in the ass.
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