vulgar, absurd, genital injury, Nextcloud edition
Nextcloud Man: 
Google and Microsoft want you to stick YOUR dick in THEIR mousetrap.
What, that's absurd.
It certainly is, friend. Why would you stick your dick in a mousetrap that someone else controls?
Yeah exactly, thank you for making sense, lately it seems like the whole world's gone mad
Using our open-source software, YOU control the dick mousetrap
...what
Stick your dick in your OWN mousetrap
Take back control