I'm glad I'm in a long term committed relationship because yikes can you imagine trying to use this software while dating
*tugging at shirt* Hey, do you mind if we turn the light off?
Sure!
OK~ wait why is there tape on your lightswitch
Oh wait yeah. Sorry. *grabs phone* Hold on. *fiddles* Just a sec.
um... ok?
Sorry. Just gotta do an update. Sorry. Just a sec. It's not normally like this
Did you just pull out your phone and start doomscrolling? While I'm right here?
sorry sorry no it's a different kind of doom, just a second, nearly there, sorry this never happens