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Neighbor's kid throwing yet another tantrum because "feet are only for walking on the ground"

OK, we have to not keep feet on the ground

Anyone invent anti-gravity yet? I too would like to walk on the ceiling

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@cypnk Toddlers are a trip. My normally very sweeet 3 yo yesterday was walking around with an eye patch on and after we told him it was time for dinner he scowled and says "Pirates don't eat. Pirates just kick babies."

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r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖  

@kelbot This is the single greatest line I've ever heard of, coming from a toddler

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