Grief loss joke
My mom died. My aunt sent me a condolence card with $100 in Panera gift cards inside.
I really really would have loved to have participated in that conversation.
"How many over priced sandwhichea does it take to erase the memory of the loss of a parent?"
"Are you saying that $25 is insufficient?"
"How would you feel if your mom died and all you got was one meal from Panera?"
"You're right. Better make it $100"