vulgar, absurd, genital injury
*dick snuffling and leaping around inside boxers* What is it, boy? What do you smell?
*pointing at a mousetrap surrounded by mangled bits of and people clutching their crotches and groaning like at the end of that Robocop fan remake scene, you know the one* WUFF BORK WROFF
Ooh, I really shouldn't...
whimper whimper whine
Aw hell with it, GO GIT 'EM BOY