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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

vulgar, absurd, genital injury, uspol, proton

🐿 Talk me through what happened here, mister Proton.

🦆 Well doc, I went and stuck my left ball in the AI mousetrap

🐿 I see, and your right testicle?

🦆 Bitcoin

🐿 Yes, I thought it might be something like that when I heard you coming down the hall.

🦆 'cause of the clapping

🐿 The wood-on-wood clapping sound, yes, from not one but *two* mousetraps, extraordinary. So obviously you'd like these removed.

🦆 Oh hell no. No, I just wanted your advice, I wanted to know whether these'd interfere with the big one.

🐿 The big one?

🦆 Yeah, the big one, hang on I got a picture on my phone. Here. Ain't it a beaut.

🐿👓 Mister Proton, this appears to be a picture of a bear trap.

🐿👓 It has "MAGA" written on it.

🐿👓 In what appears to be gold Sharpie. Mister Proton -

🦆 Now I know what you're thinkin', but lemme stop you there.

🐿

🦆

🐿 Go on?

🦆 What