Back

Now pay attention, you at the back. *whips pointing stick against blackboard* THIS SHAPE. Knowing this shape will save you all your dicks.

That's not a shape

I can't draw.

I can't read your writing

Yeah my handwriting's bad too. Anyway look at the previous three mousetraps

You need to start putting these on the board

I'm trying to save your dick here. Anyway, first mousetrap, cryptocurrency, used VAST AMOUNTS OF ELECTRICITY, to do, anyone?

Crime

Excellent, perfect, next one, VAST AMOUNTS OF ELECTRICITY to do,

Ugly monkeys

Brilliant, now you're getting it, then what happened?

Vast amounts of electricity

To do?

Wrong answers!

YES! Good god you lot are clever

So the next mousetrap's also gonna use enormous amounts of electricity to do something ridiculous that nobody wants.

That's it! That's what I've been -

We know.

...sorry?

Dude everybody knows. You're preaching to the choir.

...oh.

Yeah if you wanna save some dicks go talk to CEOs.

No, I don't care about their dicks, honestly I think it's funny when they take turns trying to fuck the mousetrap

You should write a book.

...I should!

You should!

I will! I'll call it "The Shape Of The Mousetrap: How To Avoid Falling For The Next Big Tech Scam" and I'll sell it as an epub for ten grand a copy, and all the ceos will buy it! I'LL BE THE DICK MOUSETRAP! ME!

Great idea! You should end this lesson and write that book!

CLASS DISMISSED!

... thank you,

quickest way to shut him up tbh