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Ethan @Ethancdavenport@retro.social

A solar powered brewery that uses sustainable farming techniques to raise the grains and hops....

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Ancom flag with the slogan “DESTROY LINGUISTIC PRESCRIPTIVISM”

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“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.

And also just generally people’s preferences. Some folks don’t like weed and that is ok.

I however do like weed and I’m going to Washington in a month.

All y’all Canadians out there have fun today but be mindful of folks with respiratory issues.

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You stumble upon a mighty mithril sword wrapped in ribbons.

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@Ethancdavenport
<insert pointless greeting>!

Here are some glitches for you! I hope you like them, because introducing randomness into the boring reality of meatspace is the perfect way to start the day.

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@rrix
Hello!

Here are some glitches for you! I hope you like them, I made them myself.

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What if Dr. Robotnik's body had Professor Oak's head? Show more

I got $70 back from my water deposit last year. Looks like papa gets to go shopping today.

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What if Sonic the Hedgehog's body had Pokemon Trainer's head? Show more

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What if Peach's body had Mario's head? Show more

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What if Professor Oak's body had Kirby as a head? Show more

Nice breakfast of crackers with salami and tomato and some English breakfast tea, which I hadn’t had in a few weeks bc I kept forgetting to buy cream.

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In Spanish, if you end a sentence with the 🙂 emoji, you have to start it with the 🙃 emoji