CONSUMING RAW PECANS IS DANGER @RawPecans@retro.social

all men inherently want things from women, such as but not limited to: pussy, emotional or mental labor, physical effort, social validation, or a general fuck given about you.
so LISTEN: women are constantly disadvantaged, even in the most habitable societies, we are witchhunted to death in the sneakiest of ways.
help women defend themselves by giving them the only thing that matters in ANY society, and always helps: money.

my enemies better find some real creative assassins for real

i watch so much murder content lmao good luck ever killing me im never gonna fall for any of this shit

i just smoked really nice weed for the first time in a MINUTE and i feel fucking amazing. a lot of what we’ve been getting has been sativa-heavy hybrids, which i like for their own reasons, but not as my ONLY weed. indica-heavy strains are always my go-to bc they ease my anxiety, increase/regulate my appetite, and generally make my IBS not so bad. this calm feeling is so nice after a stressful day.

autocorrect said “barbers” lmao she’s a BATHER

called the care line and reported my salon leader for violating safety policy and being racist/rude towards one of our barbers who is from Cuba and has an accent. i feel good!!

y’all some real tumblr ass bitches sometimes i expect better honestly

literally get off your high horse, stand behind it, and slap it on the ass until it kicks your skull hard enough to knock some sense into you

sorry it’s terrible to be around me have you considered it’s also terrible to BE ME

people who don’t smoke cigs are so privileged about it sometimes like congrats on not having to rely on cheap anxiety relief im proud of you for being able to afford healthier coping mechanisms

every injury is supposed to be seen by a veterinarian. every pet, every time. i literally hate it when people bend that rule. it’s all about metrics to those people, it’s not about the pets for them and that’s what has very much turned me off of the company recently. i know i’m near the end of my life cycle as an average groomer, which is about 7 years (i’m going on 6), so i’m experiencing a degree of burnout.

she did NOT send him home when she noticed this, she l fully groomed him, acting like she didn’t shave the sani so it was cool. but like?fuck you!?? if you’re held to the same rules that we are, and if you’re gonna give me shit for my two incidents from last year that I FILED FOR MYSELF bc it was MY FUCKING JOB (and they were both 100% things this bitch would have just cleaned up with her hydrogen peroxide that she keeps in her bottom drawer!) then u should have sent him HOME!

im soooo sick of my manager blatantly breaking policies re: safety so she can add an extra $47 to her sales for the week//avoid filing an incident report.
today she noticed while drying a dog that he still had some stitches in his sanitary area. policy says that she should have discontinued service and sent him home bc stitches are a HUGE risk for injury. obviously, she should have done a more thorough initial assessment and sent him home AT CHECK-IN, but i digress.

jesus god i am one tired bitch