every day i think about starting a premium snapchat
maybe the greatest contribution I will ever make to the world of art
there's only 18 genders sorry liberal snowflakes
boost if ur not afraid to have a photograph of God on ur profile
i will give you cash ok literally just walk into a dispensary and ask what their cheapest indica is. very simple. i will feed you homemade meatballs.
if any of you live in Denver and are over 21 please DM me i have no weed, just started my period and i am dying of cramps. my license is still not valid or i'd go get some myself. someone please buy me weed. please.
sea gazelle is so hot pass it on
had an agonizing in-line sbux experience behind an old, rich, bitchy lady who doesn't understand how sbux works and thinks that's sbux fault.
when they asked what they could get for me i was just like "world without old people--- err grande pep mocha, hot. thanks."
I always think middle aged women are carrying poppers in their bags but it just turns out to be some shitty essential oils or whatever, I don’t want your lavender oil Karen, I’m out here trying to kill my brain cells
Broke: die hard is a Christmas movie
Woke: batman returns is a Christmas movie
Bespoke: eyes wide shut is a Christmas movie
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ouchhhhh my ex just posted a pic of her hanging out with some girl and i had no warning or knowledge and im not being possessive here im just saying it would be nice if she hadn't sent me insta messages initiating conversations, calling me beautiful, inviting me to STAY WITH HER WHEN I COME TO ATL IN DECEMBER. COUPLED WITH THE OTHER TWO THINGS, THAT IS A "pls come have sex" INVITATION
i am so sad and annoyed at myself and there is NO VALIDITY IN THESE FEELINGS. I DO NOT OWN THIS PERSON