SOFTCOREDRUGS @RawPecans@retro.social

my favorite thing about quitting college is i can say i finished high school early to spend a couple years smoking pot and cigarettes at my friends' record store.
did YOUR friends own a record store? bet not.

i wanna set up a tinder profile for myself and winston to meet people but i don't have any good pics of them and i also don't wanna seem like we want quick sex with some random
we are both very romantic and WILL fall in love with you!! we enjoy doing this!! you will break our hearts and it will be OK.

if any of you hunnies are in Denver and tryna get dicked down metaphorically by myself and my spouse, hit me up. we broke but we'll take you out on a Friday so it seems like we have money, and we're good people/at sex/ hilarious.
outside of that i have nothing to offer.
offer 100% open to anyone other than cis men. the most i can offer to you is to meet you in a public place to blindfold and beat you with a cane until you beg me to let you give me all your money OOPS

at least last night he was watching some halfway interesting doc about the US involvement in taking down every successful communist government that was actually doing OK bc it benefitted us financially.
tonight he's watching ed edd and eddy which i have loathed since childhood

and im not sorry it's 2019 im holding men accountable for their actions and i genuinely do not feel like these are things i need to verbally communicate. these are things woman-aligned people would take into consideration. these are things like basic critical thinking combined with empathy combined with THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH SPACE YOU TAKE UP IN RELATION TO THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU.

back to throwing away the couch, i want to toss it and get two uncomfortable but nice looking armchairs that in no way invite one to lay upon them
bc that's the OTHER problem with the couch: HE SLEEPS ON IT. he has a king sized NICE mattress and sleeps in the common area of our small apartment with something playing on the TV so when he falls asleep i have to listen to the title screen of Austin Powers until i either decide not to care or get up and turn it (and ALLLLLL THE LIGHTS) off

WHICH IS, BY THE WAY, MY TELEVISION. IT'S ALSO MY BLUERAY PLAYER. AND MY CHROMECAST. SO IT'S KIND OF 100% MINE AND IM NICE ENOUGH TO LET YOU USE IT ALL DAY EVERY DAY IM AT WORK, YET IT NEVER CROSSES YOUR MIND TO ASK ME IF I WOULD LIKE TO SIT DOWN AND WATCH SOMETHING. IM SITTING IN THE KITCHEN ALONE BC IT'S THE ONLY PLACE I HAVE A CHAIR AND ISN'T MY BED

my roommate is such a dipshit like im literally going to have to throw away this couch we just got (for free bc someone else moved out but like it's fuckin nice)
because i CANNOT keep coming home to not have somewhere comfortable to sit?? he literally sprawls out all over the couch. right now his laptop is on 1/3, and he is curled up comfortable on the other 2/3. it does not occur to him that i might not want to sit alone in the kitchen or that i might want to watch something on the TV

name a pair of lesbians more iconic than the moon and the ocean, i dare you.

can't tell you how positively my confidence was affected by the fact that i tweeted "winston and i need a new gf, DM if u tryna get topped" or whatever and my HOT HOT HOT TAMALE of an internet friend hit me up immediately...... not 200% seriously but she sent me pictures of her pin collection and asked for sex related advice so .... perhaps she will let me top!!!!

i hate my roommate in so many tiny ways like how does he manage to be so accidentally annoying

like my roommate literally always LOOKS over at you anytime something happens or a sound or if you breathe or laugh like DUDE I DON'T LIKE BEING LOOKED AT. I DON'T LIKE LOOKING AT PEOPLE. DIRECT EYE CONTACT MAKES ME FEEL WEIRD AND I DON'T LIKE BEING LOOKED AT. SIMPLE. DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE

like i said im sorry i only come here to bitch but it's the only place there's a very limited number of people i know IRL and the ones i do know IRL are all not judgey. if i bitch about winston on twitter they'll see it and be a little bitch about it

like he got out money so we put some back but it was still pretty fucking dumb and expensive and im really not happy right now, and im blaming winston. it wouldn't be so fucking bad if our ROOMMATE wasn't with us bc at least then we'd be able to sleep naked, have sex, cuddle, talk to each other. i like my roommate and all but i really wanted to get the fuck away from him for a simple day trip, he invited himself along and now it's and overnight and HOPEFULLY we can get home tomorrow

and it was just so fucking dumb and i hate myself too much to even try to enjoy this shit right now because we literally spent all of our money to get a room bc our roommate's fucking debit card won't work to reserve hotel rooms so we couldn't split it

WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED BACK, there was NO point to keep going, idk why i didn't press for winston to turn around. i also don't know why he told me LAST NIGHT he didn't think it was safe so i was like "okay, do you not wanna go?" to which he responded that he still VERY much wanted to go, so we went and now we're stuck here bc he was panicking and freaking out on the road instead of PERSONALLY making the decision to turn back, he was like WE HAVE TO GET A HOTEL so we fuckin did