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all men inherently want things from women, such as but not limited to: pussy, emotional or mental labor, physical effort, social validation, or a general fuck given about you.
so LISTEN: women are constantly disadvantaged, even in the most habitable societies, we are witchhunted to death in the sneakiest of ways.
help women defend themselves by giving them the only thing that matters in ANY society, and always helps: money.

college is a fucking scam and anyone who tells you otherwise is a scammer

rollin in the dough means jack shit if you’re paying hundreds of dollars in loan payments every month for the next decade you imbecile bootlickers who REALLY thought you’d be the one who break the glass ceiling

im not rollin in the dough but im also not rollin in the debt and which matters more at the end of the day

i have no sympathy for college graduates who work jobs that make as much as or less than me. fuck you for falling for that stupid ruse even my dumb ass didn’t fall for. you’re a special kind of idiot and i can’t help you & god don’t wanna

laughing my absolute fucking ass off at people who are crying over trying to find a job in their obscure ass field to use the degree that cost $100k+ whilst my happy tits got a free grooming academy from p*tsm*rt and i’m 24 with five years tenure and three weeks paid vacation + sick time + discretionary time + health/vision/life/dental insurance + 401k with 6% match + make $30-37k/yr

im gonna be like “jessi can we do a 1:1 before we each leave today?” then .... the girls will plan something iconic!!

setting up a scheme to get my salon leader out of the salon so my team can discuss what we’re doing for her birthday!!!!!

‪working on bringing my AU self into actuality. help me achieve this goal by purchasing several of the capes and pairs of leather leggings/boots on my amazon wishlist. i will not reward you for this behavior. to have served me is honor enough.‬

i fucking love say anything please fight me

ok i listened to Every Man Has His Molly and feel somewhat better after singing “I’LL K*LL MYSELF” along max bemis.

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Life should be touched, not strangled. You've got to relax, let it happen at times, and at others move forward with it. ~ Ray Bradbury