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all men inherently want things from women, such as but not limited to: pussy, emotional or mental labor, physical effort, social validation, or a general fuck given about you.
so LISTEN: women are constantly disadvantaged, even in the most habitable societies, we are witchhunted to death in the sneakiest of ways.
help women defend themselves by giving them the only thing that matters in ANY society, and always helps: money.

i like feeling new and complex emotions and dissecting them. i enjoy conflict.

i can feel envy without being a possessive asshole. i think straight up saying i “don’t feel jealous” would be either a denial of truth or an indicator that i don’t care.

am i jealous that her other ATL gf got to drop her off and kiss her goodbye at the airport? yes. am i jealous that she’s going to CA to see her CA gf? yes.
AM I GOING TO ALLOW THIS JEALOUSY TO INFLUENCE MY ACTIONS OR WORDS IN ANY WAY?
ABSO FUCKING LUTELY NOT
I WILL ACKNOWLEDGE AND FEEL MY EMOTION, THEN GIVE IT A SLAP ON THE ASS AND TELL IT TO FUCK OFF BECAUSE LOVING SOMEONE MEANS LOVING WHO THEY ARE AND NOT CHANGING SHIT ABOUT THEM TO SUIT MY OWN PREFERENCES

girlfriend’s flight takes off in twenty-six minutes and im sad bc im gonna miss her but im excited bc she said i can pick her up from the airport so next week thursday i’ll be at the north terminal of hartsfield-jackson with a dozen roses and a box of chocolates and a case of cheap beers for her.

spouse came out, grabbed her within thirty seconds. im so sick of my parents’ dog. i can’t keep her any more. it’s putting so much stress on my roommates, spouse and myself. she’s fucking unbearable most of the time and just like, miserable to be around.

but i can’t stay out all night looking for an animal that doesn’t want to be found!!

she’ll probably come back, she always does. she’s just old and small so i know eventually there will be a time she does not

speaking of how much cats suck, mine just ran out of the house into the night while i was letting one of the dogs out! i have literally no hope of finding her in the dark if she’s hell bent on being outside.

it’s already a sad song and i was thinking about my brother a lot and idk i always knew it was a sad song (surprise all their songs are sad) but like, listening to it at 25 vs at 17 is a very different experience. im glad John didn’t change any of the music on the old iPod. idk how long it would’ve taken me to rediscover this band.

guys im on a fucking mayday parade rampage these past few days. i forgot how similar my range is to Derek Sanders and how comforting it feels to sing their songs.
“everything’s an illusion” hits especially hard given recent events. the line “now Atlanta’s just a burial ground” in a song about losing a friend who was very young just ... damn. was crying a little bit at work listening to it while grooming a dog.

TLDR my gf can’t come over tonight bc she has a ton of laundry to do bc her cat shit all over her bed twice today

my 14 y/o lab mix is awful, she’s completely senile and barks at the other animals randomly a few times every day. she has occasional accidents, snaps if she thinks you have food in your hands etc
my 16 y/o cat is perfectly sane, fights the other cat FUCKING CONSTANTLY, but cuddles in his bed to sleep! she also pisses and shits on whatever she fucking wants no matter how many litter boxes we have or how clean they are or where they’re located.

they suck and don’t love you and im not debating either point
literally the worst dog is still a better pet and companion than the best cat

cats are the worst animal we ever decided to keep as pets

my girlfriend also follows me on my other social media platforms so when i say goodnight but wanna keep posting and scrolling til I actually pass out so i have to come here

ooooo i sent her this song

https://youtu.be/J1IdKeZU8hs

today bc she sent me some cute songs yesterday and she loved it and joked that she “must be in the good graces of a swayzes kid to get sent a defeater song”

and i was like bitch i love you

i wanna buy her more flowers but she’s going on vacation so they’ll have to wait until she comes back. in an extremely romantic best case scenario, i’d like to arrange to pick her up from the airport and have flowers and a card in the car for her, bring her to her house so she can refresh herself, then go back to my place to brew coffee and hold her for hundreds of hours.

my girlfriend told me she’s preparing to dry the flowers i gave her so she can keep them forever 🥺 i got them bc we were discussing how it sucks to have birthdays on/near holidays (hers is Christmas, mine sometimes falls on Mother’s Day 🤮) so i pointed out we were only a few days away from her half-birthday, and she mentioned the day after would be her one year anniversary of being publicly out as trans, which i decided was all the more reason for a nice bouquet.

currently crying bc i read a song analysis of mayday parade’s “three cheers for five years” posted in 2006 by a fourteen year-old and it was so sweet how they described it. i hope they’re doing well now at the big age of 28.