all men inherently want things from women, such as but not limited to: pussy, emotional or mental labor, physical effort, social validation, or a general fuck given about you.
so LISTEN: women are constantly disadvantaged, even in the most habitable societies, we are witchhunted to death in the sneakiest of ways.
help women defend themselves by giving them the only thing that matters in ANY society, and always helps: money.
do men who won't shut up about steak want to eat the steak or fuck it?
please assume i meant denim
tfw u bend down and the stank of ur unshowered ass almost puts u in an early grave
thinking about dating everyone on here at the same time. going to a restaurant and having a reservation for 50 every time we want olive garden
how much y'all freaks tryna pay for a clip of me putting on denim booty shorts cuz this hoe needs weeds
writing about cuddling instead of fucking .... interesting concept
i have to filter my first impulses through a cheesecloth that asks "is this coming to mind bc you're an annoying masculine douche/horny italian scum"
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i hate him sooooo much. have been avoiding looking at/speaking to him unnecessarily. i can't stand how fucking needy he is all the time like go buy some pussy dude! it's your own fault you're unattractive and lonely, and with money sitting around like you have, motivate yourself with a lil pussy (pussy is a gender neutral term in this context) and that will sure as hell make you a lot less lonely.
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for being a straight up dick and a liar. he obviously ate half of the easter kit kats winston got for me, to which he was not invited but were placed in the freezer (cold is better, he also preheated the oven on sunday while my candy was on top of the stove and damn near ruined it all, never apologized for that btw) and when i asked him he straight up lied and said he didn't know what happened to them... I KEEP INVENTORY OF MY FOOD. THERE WERE ONLY SIX TO START WITH, I HAVE ONLY EATEN TWO.
i was joking that roomie does at least one annoying thing per day but now...... i have been keeping track and he's actually pretty consistent.... like..... i could have fired him by now if he was my employee
Brohan Sebastian Bach. Vincent van Broh. Leonardbro da Vinci. Rembrondt.
i think me being so into the idea of a third person who lives with us and is cute to hang out with is why i have this shitty roomie. i law of attracte this dickhead.
can my roommate please stop keeping his dabs in his room like a weirdo but simultaneously doing some of our dabs like here's a fucking idea: GET YOUR OWN RIG.