The ship name for Anakin x Padme is Anime and I'm choosing this hill to die in.
Stupid esophagus. Been wanting to sleep for 3 hours.
I might be screaming here, but I'm actually seamlessly blending in like a spy/chameleon.
CORPORATE BIG WIG COOKOUT TODAY
TIME TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY APPEARANCE,
PRETEND TO NOT WANT TO CONSUME THE FATTY FLESH OF APPALACHIAN MILLIONAIRES AND 1%'RS,
ACT LIKE SPORTS OFFER SOCIETY ANYTHING OTHER THAN A CONVENIENT DISTRACTION FROM GREATER ISSUES
AND WHOLLY SUPPRESS EVERYTHING ABOUT ME THAT I'M COMFORTABLE WITH
ALL IN THE NAME OF MAINTAINING "CLASS IN FRONT OF OUR COMPANY LEADERSHIP"
Boss just called me, almost certainly to complain about the order I wrote for today.
But I’m damn off work today and don’t have to deal with his ass. And he didn’t leave a voicemail either, so I guess it wasn’t that important.
Am I anxious? You bet. Am I gonna let it ruin my day? Hell no.
God damn I can’t wait to quit this job. I haven’t put any applications in yet but maybe I will work on that today.
HI ON NEW PHONE GO
me: haha Google helped me answered this question, at least something answers prayers right?
Okcupid chick: haha almighty reliable Google! Never disappoints!
Me: Except where privacy and security are concerned, but that's par for the course of most divine forces. At least they respond and sometimes change up the logo for historical stuff.
Me, 10 minutes later: so tech-ethics and phone stuff aside, how are you today?
I'm so fuckin smooth yall, you have no idea
Ever feel like if you just tensed up enough and pushed your BP and everything through the roof you could Teleport away or like phase into a different timeline and start over
Listening to local classic hiphop stations is cool until they go to the hosts and start discussing abortion, and nothing but DUDES are calling in with opinions on what women should be doing with their bodies.
Allyship is complicated and culture is difficult.
Global politics. Internet Archive. Terrorism. Show more
The french government issues 500 takedown notices to the internet archive, claiming that large portions of the archive (which are otherwise perfectly legal) are "terrorist content" including Project Gutenberg, the Prelinger Archive, the Grateful dead collection, and some CSPAN archive.
Are you a french person? Will you complain to your government?
a beautiful image from my walk to work. taken on my phone.
dammit all my lewd and lascivious webcomics are ending except GGaR, OotS and Oglaf.
My precious, daring smut!
tmi/adulting/selfcare Show more
True self care is busting a nut, then taking out the trash, rotating laundry into its 3rd cycle, then vacuuming your room for the first time since last spring and finishing with a scented candlec so when you pop out of the shower you're surrounding in functioning adulthood smells instead of depression and dust.