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"Sad Lack of Warburton" is a tremendous band name.

The ship name for Anakin x Padme is Anime and I'm choosing this hill to die in.

Stupid esophagus. Been wanting to sleep for 3 hours.

I might be screaming here, but I'm actually seamlessly blending in like a spy/chameleon.

CORPORATE BIG WIG COOKOUT TODAY

TIME TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY APPEARANCE,

PRETEND TO NOT WANT TO CONSUME THE FATTY FLESH OF APPALACHIAN MILLIONAIRES AND 1%'RS,

ACT LIKE SPORTS OFFER SOCIETY ANYTHING OTHER THAN A CONVENIENT DISTRACTION FROM GREATER ISSUES

AND WHOLLY SUPPRESS EVERYTHING ABOUT ME THAT I'M COMFORTABLE WITH

ALL IN THE NAME OF MAINTAINING "CLASS IN FRONT OF OUR COMPANY LEADERSHIP"

Boss just called me, almost certainly to complain about the order I wrote for today.

But I’m damn off work today and don’t have to deal with his ass. And he didn’t leave a voicemail either, so I guess it wasn’t that important.

Am I anxious? You bet. Am I gonna let it ruin my day? Hell no.

God damn I can’t wait to quit this job. I haven’t put any applications in yet but maybe I will work on that today.

me: haha Google helped me answered this question, at least something answers prayers right?

Okcupid chick: haha almighty reliable Google! Never disappoints!

Me: Except where privacy and security are concerned, but that's par for the course of most divine forces. At least they respond and sometimes change up the logo for historical stuff.

Her: *crickets*

Me:

Me, 10 minutes later: so tech-ethics and phone stuff aside, how are you today?

I'm so fuckin smooth yall, you have no idea

Ever feel like if you just tensed up enough and pushed your BP and everything through the roof you could Teleport away or like phase into a different timeline and start over

Listening to local classic hiphop stations is cool until they go to the hosts and start discussing abortion, and nothing but DUDES are calling in with opinions on what women should be doing with their bodies.

Allyship is complicated and culture is difficult.

Global politics. Internet Archive. Terrorism. Show more

a beautiful image from my walk to work. taken on my phone.

dammit all my lewd and lascivious webcomics are ending except GGaR, OotS and Oglaf.

My smut!
My precious, daring smut!

tmi/adulting/selfcare Show more