If you want to know how it's going in Portland, Oregon: we have a minor feud between two competing naked bike ride groups.
https://bikeportland.org/2025/02/25/get-ready-for-two-major-naked-rides-this-summer-392947
No need to choose. Do them both!
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@ieure I did a world naked bike ride one year with a friend. It was fun. A couple years later Mollie’s friend recognized me from a porn tumbler. I don’t know what to think about that other than it’s the most obvious outcome 
@anders That's only bad if you were wearing a mask.
@ieure Just me, eating coleslaw, from a paper plate, with my dick in the wind.
@ieure Wow look at Portland, all sensible having naked bike day in the summer instead of fricken June.
@ieure big energy!
Life of Brian - The People's Front of Judea https://youtu.be/WboggjN_G-4?feature=shared
@creek Yes, exactly.
Too much "fast fashion" naturally leads to more of this. We all should've expected it.
Mildly disappointed that this will not end in combat biking.